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All The Important Stuff
I'm new to Tumblr and I just wanted to create a blog where I can keep up with all the stuff I love! Such as Starkid, Penguins and Volkswagen. Diverse, i know :) If you're a fellow lover of these things feel free to follow!
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2 weeks ago - 
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How I dance at home when nobody’s looking
Everyone’s perception:
Reality:
…you must be a dancer <3
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2 weeks ago - 8
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2 weeks ago - 9
9Pink Zebra Ninja Shoes
Yesterday my mom posted a picture on Facebook of my 5 year old brother Sam wearing a pair of shoes he picked out for his first day of preschool.
She explained to him in the store that they were really made for girls. Sam then told her that he didn’t care and that “ninjas can wear pink shoes too.”
Sam went to preschool and got several compliments on his new shoes. Not one kid said anything negative toward him about it.
However, my mom received about 20 comments on the photo from various family members saying how “wrong” it is and how “things like this will affect him socially” and, put most eloquently by my great aunt, “that shit will turn him gay.”
My mom then deleted the photo and told Sam that he can wear whatever he wants to preschool, that it’s his decision. If he wants to wear pink shoes, he can wear pink shoes.
Sam then explained to her that he didn’t like them because they were pink, he liked them because they were “made out of zebras” and zebras are his favorite animal :)
“Ninjas can wear pink shoes too.”
Best. Explanation. Ever.
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2 weeks ago - 43950
43950 | period: | WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS. |
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| period: | How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast? |
| period: | How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that. |
| period: | Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny. |
| period: | Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it. |
| period: | See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny. |
| period: | Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen? |
| period: | Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep. |
| period: | See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny. |
| period: | For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. |
| period: | Breeze blows by. Instantly horny. |
| period: | You didn't like those brand new underwear right? |
| period: | Yell at a puppy. |
| period: | Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow. |
